How to properly Love someone:
1. Buy them pizza
2. Touch their butt
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@6 hours ago with 162345 notes
if you’re about to die, might as well try.
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
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@8 hours ago with 104764 notes
I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these women look perfect by hiding their blemishes and wrinkles. The truth is they can afford far better makeup than you. The stuff they use is almost magic. And we all know the things they can do with photographs these days. Strip all that away and they’re just like you. You also have to figure how many of these women had cosmetic surgery. There is no so such thing as a perfect and flawless looking person.
In my opinion, these women are all gorgeous even without makeup. And you are too! The only reason these pictures are unflattering is because they are taken candid (mouths gaping, half blinking, etc.) the women who are paying attention to the camera still look awesome (and joyful!) if not as glamorous as they normally do.
I used to be mortified if anyone ever took a picture of me sans makeup but I’m working toward believing that my personality and attitude are what make me look beautiful.